So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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