Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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