this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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