I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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