would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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