Where are you?
In a non slutty way
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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