I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
