Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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