Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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