i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Come see our sink grown plant.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
Randomize
