the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he thought i was a dude.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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