its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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