I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
wow bdsm is so cute
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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