at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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