I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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