I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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