So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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