I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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