Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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