I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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