I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
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