you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
