You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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