Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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