i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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