We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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