I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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