Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
His nipple licking is glorious
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