When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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