That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do vagina's smell?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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