so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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