just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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