do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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