dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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