Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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