Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
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