FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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