you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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