Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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