i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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