i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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