is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
