Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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