spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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