talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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