How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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