i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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