i may or may not be watching the land before time
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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