do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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