Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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