i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Your dad touched me again.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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