i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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